GrynGe's Rants

Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house – door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum – floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket – store-gasms. Sex at a Steven King Movie – horror-gasms. Sex with a prostitute – whore-gasms. Sex with an accountant – bore-gasms. Sex while sleeping – snore-gasms. Sex with ‘Arthur’ – Dudley Moore-gasms. Sex with cartoon donkeys – Eyeore-gasms. Sex while broke – poor-gasms. Sex with a lion – roar-gasms. Sex for hours and hours on end – sore-gasms. Sex on a golf course – fore-gasms. Sex with a nymphomaniac – more-gasms. Sex in a gold mine –…

Well here it is. After contemplating this site for about 10 years, I finally thought what the fuck, just do it, maybe I can take some of my anger out without having to physically harm someone. So here it is another another totally useless website with a biased opinion from the wanker of an owner (me). I can say that shite about myself because I am secure enough in myself to take life as it comes. So what is this site about well fuck knows really I guess I will meander my way through it post when I want to and not post when I am too lazy to. I…